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There's a Festival for Everyone

By Roger Bennett

The multibillion-dollar festival seasonexposes America for what it is: a nation that loves its cow turds, turkeytesticles, and amateur porn. There are more than 25,000 U.S. Festivals eachyear, according to Festival Media.