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Geek Pouch
Patent awarded: 2001
Patent says: "Quick and easy access to a number of personal articles carried by a person, with a relatively enhanced degree of security, is desired. Pockets, when available, or pocketbooks provide fairly rapid access but the articles therein are not secure. Articles in pockets can be easily lost or stolen."
We say: Reminiscent of Nintendo's (NTDOY) Power Glove, this invention also effectively repels the opposite sex.
