Aston Martin Lagonda

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Aston Martin Lagonda

Introduced: 1976
Design: William Towns

Remember when you were young and sketched objects with wacky proportions? That's how the looooong Lagonda may have been have been designed. The short, wide front looks smooshed, and the grille appears to have been taken from another car. It's even uglier when you consider it was priced at some $150,000.